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nudityandnerdery
idrils

the adventure zone episode 41 (the eleventh hour chapter one)

an 18 second depiction of what literally all dming is like

lesbeauan

[Audio transcript:

Clint: Is it hot down there? Is it really hot?

Griffin: It’s probably sticky, if you wanna wear shorts, this is–

Justin: Oh, wait a minute! We gotta get new looks! We gotta get summer looks!

Travis: (clapping and cheering) Yes!!!

Clint: Shorts! We need shorts!

Clint, Justin and Travis: (voices overlapping) Shorts, shorts, shorts, (chanting) Fantasy shorts, Fantasy shorts, Fantasy shorts, Fantasy shorts!

Griffin: Okay, this is–

Transcript ends.]

TAZ BalanceFantasy Shorts!
nudityandnerdery
adventuresloane:
“ thedoodlefox:
“Its him! It’s Garfield the Deals Warlock!
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[ID: A full-body drawing of Garfield the Deals Warlock, who appears to be a bipedal, orange tabby cat closely resembling Garfield from the comics. He has large red eyes and...
thedoodlefox

Its him! It’s Garfield the Deals Warlock! 

adventuresloane

[ID: A full-body drawing of Garfield the Deals Warlock, who appears to be a bipedal, orange tabby cat closely resembling Garfield from the comics. He has large red eyes and sharp teeth. He wears a white apron that reads, “Fantasy Costco” and a brown wizard hat with a gold bell hanging from the tip. He grins in excitement as he gestures with his hands in front of him. Suspended in the air just above one of his hands is a tiny, corked vial of blood. He says, “The benefits are terrible!” End ID.]

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