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Angus McDonald is one of the greatest characters ever conceived.

[VD: A short animation of a scene from The Adventure Zone in Murder on the Rockport Limited. The characters are drawn in Carey Pietsch’s style, and the animation is fully colored and impressively fluid.

[The camera is behind Angus, facing the Tres Horny Boys in a red-toned train car.]
Taako: This is gonna sound phony, but we don’t know who we can trust. Listen- [Taako shakes his head despairingly, gesturing at Magnus and Merle at his side] We’re three grown men trusting a baby-
Merle: [laughs]
Taako: -with the secrets, [crosstalk] we’re not professionals-
[The camera shifts to show Angus, speaking with earnest gestures.]
Angus: [speaking over Taako] I’m not a baby! I’m f- [confused stuttering] I’m a- I’m a… eight- What- How old- I’m ten- Did I say how old I was last time?
Merle: [popping in from the side to helpfully reply] Ten!
Angus: [swinging his fist determinedly] Ten it is!

End VD.]

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The McElroys wrote a comic for Marvel so from now on The Adventure Zone must be referred to as part of the MCU

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Leaked Endgame Scene

Thanos: The infinity gauntlet is incredible. Powerful. It is the most valuable thing in my possession.

Taako, from TV: Oh is it? That’s pretty tight my man. Lemme show you a little something called the Slicer of T’pire Weir Isles

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Magnus, about to start his fourth roll, calmly: and I’m going to use indomitable.

Thanos: Please, I’m begging you, I’m just a small creacher

MCU TAZ Balance or is it action surge

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Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and uhh… it is, uhh, an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And uh, as–

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As– what?

Justin: [snorts]

Travis and Justin: Floor 20!

[3 whole seconds of unedited silence]

Griffin: We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like–

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at Floor 20.

Griffin: We have 30 more minutes to go, and we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: [laughs]

Griffin: Did you even think about that?

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In honor of it being 4/20 today, I feel it’s only appropriate.

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there are 420 of yall following me now many thanks and blessings yeet

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If this post gets 420 likes i’ll draw lup and taako wearing as much weed regalia I can find

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YA DONE IT BOIS

TAZ Balance they would

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Angus McDonald to Taako on his stone of farspeach:

TAZ Balance Angus McDonald The Lego Batman Movie Dick Grayson Danny watches The Lego Batman Movie

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He frowns and says, “Huh. I feel sad.”

…and he kills you.

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[ID: A drawing of Merle, a pudgy, shirtless dwarf with light skin and glasses. He has gray hair in a ponytail and a full, bushy beard with a couple of pink flowers in it. One hand is clenched into a fist at his side as he stands, strong and assertive. He says with an angry expression, “Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” All around him are tongues of black fire containing the colored outlines of various shapes. End ID.]

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I think about this moment a lot

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Transcript

Taako: How old are you, Graham?
Graham: Me?
Taako: Yep.
Graham: Oh I’m, I’m uh… Me? Oh, my age?
Taako: Yeah.
Graham: Me? My age? I’m trying to- Me? My age? I’m not a little boy.
Travis: He’s aging before our very eyes!
Taako: Okay, pipe down-
Graham: 36 years young!
Taako: Pipe down, Benjamin Button, let me lay it out for you. I’m Taako, the wizard from TV, yes it’s great to meet you too, But on the train, uhhh, when I’m in private life, I go by my real name, Justin Leeman!
Graham: Oh that’s not that weird. To have a Train Name! A name that you use only on trains! Can I tell you something? Can I- Can I tell you something?
Taako: Please.
Graham: Can I tell you something?
Taako: Yeah, Go nuts my man.
Graham: Graham is my Train Name.

TAZ Balance train names

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Thank you @theoneandmolly for this gift.

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[Image description: colorful text describing the audio. It reads “*amnesty theme fades in* Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. Travis insists he’s a sexpert, but if there’s a degree on his wall, I haven’t seen it *long note fades* IT’S THE ADVENTURE ZONE! *amnesty theme continues*”]

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I love these good boys,, also,, “winning smile” being in taako’s inventory asdfghjkl,,

TAZ Balance Ango is level ?

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