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kravitz is wonderful throughout the series but he’s a special brand of dork throughout the crystal kingdom so take this

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[Audio Transcription: A bunch of clips of and about Kravitz. (Assume he is speaking in his weird cockney accent unless otherwise specified.)

Kravitz (as Pan): Merle. Merle. Behind you. Merle. Merl- damnit Merle look behind you. Merle it’s Pan look behind you. You fool.

Clint: Alright alright.

Kravitz: Oh well this is gonna be a lot easier than I thought.

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Kravitz: What. The fuck. Is wrong. With the three of you.

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Kravitz: I don’t even know how that worked out like, with physics.

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Griffin: And he blushes… and that’s his turn.

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Kravitz: (sarcastically) No no no. If you say so. I trust- There’s no way you’d be fibbin’ about this.

Magnus: Wait.

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Kravitz: Oh man this is embarrassing. You’re laying- you’re laying perfectly still! Performance anxiety, you know how it is.

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Kravitz: Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are ya?

Griffin: Okay.

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Kravitz: Uh… In this particular laboratory I am looking for… a number of people.

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Griffin: Die! Deceased!

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Kravitz: Uh, it’s certainly not you my man!

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Kravitz: That nerd… is a necromancer. Necromancy is real bad stuff.

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Kravitz: Merrrrrrle… fuckin’ Highchurch.

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Kravitz: Fifty seveeeeeeeen times!

Taako: That’s despicable.

Kravitz: And you’ve never come to visit. You’ve never come to visit me Merle! After fifty seven deaths!

Merle: I never call.

Kravitz: That’s just rude!

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Kravitz: (in a closer to American accent) Yeah. Yeah, great question. I’ve been wrestling with that one myself. (Back to cockney) It’s me by the way, Kravitz. Hi.

Magnus: Yeah, we got that.

Taako: Ohhhhh…

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Kravitz: Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen gang. I mean it would have been the apocalypse and like the end of both of our worlds but it would have been bad for me and my… career. No more mister nice Death. That’s it. Kravitz is gonna come a callin.

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Kravitz: (in a Dracula voice) I’ve got to switch accents to… trick my prey! (Back to cockney) That’s not true. It’s just a fun little character trait I’ve got.

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Kravitz: Y’know, put something in old Kravitz’s pocket.

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Kravitz: (trying out different accents) Yeah. Yeah! yeah. Yeah. Sorry what?

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Kravitz: Hmmm… Still alive. The mystery continues bye!

End transcription.]

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sometimes ango can be a lil hard on himself during magic lessons

that shit don’t fly

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[Start description: The Adventure Zone fanart showing Angus McDonald a dark skinned human boy with short curly brown hair wearing a green jacket pink button-up and green tie with green shorts, and taako, a light-skinned Elvin man with a long blond braids blue wizard’s hat knee high brown boots green tank top and Pink jeans. Angus approaches Taako, who is sitting on the ground, looking nervously at his hands. And then he jumps into taako’s arms knocking off the wizard’s hat. Taako looks surprised but then hugs him back when Angus gets off his lap he teasingly pushes the wizard hat in the boy’s face. End description]

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*Magic Brian voice* I’m so proud of zem!!!

Decided to put all the very good adventure boys together. :,,,,,,) I had to squeeze these out before the finale. I’m not ready for the Balance arc to end—it’s been a very rocky year and a half for me, but the show has been such a fun and safe mindspace to been in, and listening to it definitely made things easier to cope with. But the boys do deserve a happy ending, so I’ll just hang onto that for now.

[ Commission Info ]

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Caption: Its a series of six pictures

First is of merle when he was getting a mud bath and was telling lucrecia “I don’t think pan really cares whether of not i’m, you know, his buddy or not”.

The second is pan grinning while he’s talking to merle (assuming its the “you’ll always be my merle bit” and touching merles shoulders while merle looks surprised. 


Third is of magnus and the power bear. “why do you want to be strong magnus? You want to protect your friends, is that right?” while magnus says “they’re not strong enough. I have to be”

4th is of magnus looking beat up and appearing to be partly on the ground. He’s gripping someones hand who is lifting him up. 

 
Fifth is of taako. Someone else is speaking offscreen “Why are you doing this taako? Why aren’t you doing a a safer career?” Taako: “because i’m worried no one else will have me”

6th is of kravitiz kissing taakos forehead while taako is either laughing or grinning with an open mouth. Both of their eyes are closed and kravitiz looks like he’s in mid-transformation (the back of his jaw is still bone). A blue light is surrounding them.

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