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Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness- 

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down 

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T  T H A T  D O W N

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#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful#Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

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Griffin’s real ass real world father: This is my character Merle and he’s a deadbeat dad who screws up pretty much constantly

Griffin, the son of this person: Hell yeah he is

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#travis: heres magnus i love him also hes me #griffin: cool describe his death

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Griffin Mcelroy: Junior is the voice in the beginning of the episodes.

Junior: What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope it's not aliens, because I'm afraid of those. It's The Adventure Zone!

Junior: What if the game is real life, and everything else is just a game? Think about it-The Adventure Zone!

Junior: Come on, ride the train. It's the choo choo, and ride it. (tries not to laugh) It's The Adventure Zone!

Junior: If our heroes can't stop this runaway train, then I'm going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring?

Junior: I'm all jacked up on corn dogs and Dippin' Dots. We're going to the carnival this week in...The Adventure Zone!

Junior: If you don't like this episode, you can make like a tree and leaf! I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. It's been a really rough week. It's The Adventure Zone!

Junior: I certainly hope none of you are allergic to PICKLES! Because our heroes are in one. It's The Adventure Zone!

Junior: If that old lady is some kind of spooky ghost, I'm out of here! I need a ghost-free guarantee if I'm going to stay in...The Adventure Zone!

Junior: You're about to see these boys on their baddest behavior. Lend them some sugar. They are your neighbor. It's The Adventure Zone!

Junior: I hope these boys never find my journal. My LIVEJOURNAL, that is. Unless you want to hear all about My Chemical Romance. It's The Adventure Zone!

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Griffin Mcelroy: Junior is the voice in the beginning of the episodes. Junior: What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope it's not aliens, because I'm afraid of those. It's The Adventure Zone! Junior: What if the game is real life, and everything else is just a game? Think about it-The Adventure Zone! Junior: Come on, ride the train. It's the choo choo, and ride it. (tries not to laugh) It's The Adventure Zone! Junior: If our heroes can't stop this runaway train, then I'm going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring? Junior: I'm all jacked up on corn dogs and Dippin' Dots. We're going to the carnival this week in...The Adventure Zone! Junior: If you don't like this episode, you can make like a tree and leaf! I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. It's been a really rough week. It's The Adventure Zone! Junior: I certainly hope none of you are allergic to PICKLES! Because our heroes are in one. It's The Adventure Zone! Junior: If that old lady is some kind of spooky ghost, I'm out of here! I need a ghost-free guarantee if I'm going to stay in...The Adventure Zone! Junior: You're about to see these boys on their baddest behavior. Lend them some sugar. They are your neighbor. It's The Adventure Zone! Junior: I hope these boys never find my journal. My LIVEJOURNAL, that is. Unless you want to hear all about My Chemical Romance. It's The Adventure Zone!

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TAZ has me so fucked up because like

I see all of these headcanons and fan art that imply really deep relationships and meaningful connections and beautiful story arcs.

but I’m on episode three

No one knows what they’re doing, they’re rescuing a guy named Barry Bluejeans, they charmed a bugbear into killing a gerblin everyone is calling Mamaw, Taako stole some magic christmas shoes, and we discovered Merle was disowned by his family for his love of Kenny Chesney.

I don’t know if I’m watching the right show.

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I was a fool.

A naive, ignorant fool.

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