mando is going to show up to mandalore w his dark “yes unfortunely this means I’ve been chosen” sword, mutter a few snarky comments, blast a few people, stand silently w attitude, and become the most beloved ruler in the outer rim

din, after three hard days of doing everything in his power to get fired: alright who wants to beat my ass and take this sword from me

aide: my lord your approval rating is 97%....... no one is lining up to, and I quote, “beat your ass”

Din: Direct me to the displeased 3%

Aide points at a figure slouched insolently on the best chair, who salutes with a bottle of unidentifiable hooch.

Boba Fett: I told him you're a dumbass.