#the cabin in the woods
Nex time you give a speech in public picture this.
apoptotique
I’m livin’ in a world of reefer, man. Leave me alone.
How hard is it to kill 9 year olds?!
Hadley: I am never gonna see a merman, ever.
Sitterson: Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare.
Yes well, it’s hard to classify it’s it’s bestiality or necrophilia when you make out with a stuffed wolf’s head…