#the martian

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alivelmall

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

alivelmall

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

thewanderingace

I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian

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The Martian
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thewalkingnerd

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THE MARTIAN (Andy Weir)

If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do.

The Martian