“I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on
the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy
down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body
disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead” “So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?” “No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe.” “Yeah but if they shot him?” “It must’ve been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.” “Mummy came in my house!” “Guys, Dracula might be here too.” “Oh man, Fat Kid farted!” “Did not!” “God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn’t you hear a word I said? These
guys are dead, get a clue! Something’s out there and it’s killing
people! And if it’s monsters, nobody’s going to do a thing about it
except us! “
Happy 35th Anniversary to The Monster Squad
August 14th 1987-August 14th 2022