Rooster Cogburn is the master of understatement. Also dentist.

I’m really enjoying this version btw.

You have note traded poorly!

Oh, certainly not. I’m paying you for a horse I do not possess, and bought back a string of useless ponies which I cannot sell again.

Matti is awesome

I do not entertain hypotheticals, the world as it is vexing enough it is

If you would like to kiss the body’d that’d be alright

if you’d like to sleep in a coffin that’d be alright

now I’m watching the True Grit remake. The girl talks so low. Pffft they cut off the Indian’s speech before they hanged him!