Are you fucking kidding me? Kroger WAS FOUNDED IN CINCI-FUCKING-NATI WHAT THE ACTUAL FRESH HELL IS A FOOD MOMMY??? Sounds like a kink we can all get behind shaming

people’s reactions to this post really show that we haven’t ever gotten past the point as a species where we saw faked photos of little girls playing with fairies and accepted it as conclusive proof that fairies exist

I grew up right on the border of Korb Torsions and Turtlebees in California, and let me tell you whether you were a Korb or a Teebee family really influenced what you brought to the potluck. 

It’s probably just because I’ve only ever lived in one area and haven’t traveled much in the US, so I just accepted the rest without question since I’ve never seen anything to the contrary, I don’t know I’ve heard weirder than Gweps from people on this site talking about real regional things, but on top of that I accepted that Obelisk Mountain was just everywhere else in the highlighted area outside of the New York and the surrounding area, but should really expand out here because I’d love to shop someone called “Obelisk Mountain”.

Look I’m able to just run with a lot after accepting that I’ve lived in one bubble too long.

as a canadian can confirm, you can’t expect me to believe that piggly wiggly exists but not food mommy