Anonymous asked:

Re: making love in a Canuck canoe...Word of advice, don't jump into the canoe and think you can make it happen the very first time. You have to ease into it (pun only partially intended). Start by making out with someone in the parking lot at Tim Hortons. Once you've got that down, go for the hat trick (Canadian version of third base) while riding a Zamboni. Then, and only then, should you attempt the canoe, wearing (of course) a life jacket for protection. You're welcome

feelingsrendered answered:

Thank you Anon for making me taking it slow. 

I guess a Poutine will be well-deserved after all this action though!