Giant Scott Bakula V Super Gonorrhea by MichaelMayne
MBMBAM #64
What's really funny to me is that Vala is an alien who's only been on Earth off and on for like a year. So even though she know very little about Earth, she knows that Daniel is considered a bit of a joke to his fellow archaeologists.
I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY
http://michaelmayne.deviantart.com/art/Giant-Bakula-v-Super-Gonorrhea-246325588
Because of this post
Originals by cheetosstore.com and Kevin Winter for Getty Images.

Because it’s the season [WELL ALMOST].
Up the masterpiece level? Sure.
Here is this year’s Christmas card. Don’t care if my family likes it or not.
[with Prisma]

The red uniforms always reminded me of a marching band!
*shoves aside stuff i actually wanted to get done this week* TIME 4 STAR TREK FANTASY AU FANART INSTEAD
there, now i can get back to my relentless shitposting schedule
Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.
Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.
In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word.
And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact.
legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint.
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:

Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????
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@literallysonotokay is this legit
is this legit tho wtF the bus stop picture iM CRYIN england is so different whenever i get on the bus i get the 80+ y/o village squad of old ladies sitting next 2 me talking about what they’re knitting atm i feel sorry for u tbh
@rarepepeirwin Is this the truth????
from http://finland.fi/life-society/a-guide-to-finnish-customs-and-manners/
“Finns rarely enter into conversation with strangers, unless a particularly strong impulse prompts it. As foreigners often note, Finns are curiously silent in the metro, the bus or the tram. In lifts, they suffer from the same mute embarrassment as everyone else in the world. However, a visitor clutching a map will have no trouble in getting advice on a street corner or in any other public place, since the hospitality of Finns easily overrides their customary reserve.”
from https://lifeinfinland.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/bus-etiquette/
“Finns prefer as little contact as possible so on entering the bus, avoid eye contact with everyone, including the driver. In Helsinki if you greet the driver people will immediately know you’re from the countryside or a foreigner.” and the rest of it tbh
from http://finnish.blogs.tamk.fi/2015/03/06/a-bus-etiquette-in-finland/
“In Finland going to a bus is not some messy bazaar where people do whatever they want to. It is a very delicate and sophisticated situation where you have to know what to do. Otherwise you might ruin the day and maybe the whole month of some innocent person.”
so uh… yeah this is legit? apparently? it’s really funny and odd lmao
A country where people give you space, dont fuck with you, dont stare…
-browses airfare-
Do Finns not like each other?
The murals of the diamonds were so celestial I couldn’t resist the temptation to make gifs of them! I hope you love these as much as I do!
(P.S: Most of WD’s design was improvised, so apologies to the crewniverse and anyone else if I’ve gotten a few details messed up!)