#how is this the same mf 😭

Okay I actually have a personal headcanon about this and it’s that Thor, being the God of Thunder (and also lightning), you know, that dude who routinely has lightning just casually run through his body, doesn’t have a computer because electronic mail is a thing which can literally just come to him, personally, via the electricity that passes through his body on the regular.

Which would make sending an email to Thor something like sending a letter to Santa as a kid, you just kind of fling the email out there to whatever address you think might get to Thor, and it will.

If you think this won’t work, I point you to the term God, and say, totally, it will. He’s not a dude loosely associated with this thing, he’s the God of it.

So he can get on WiFi?

Yes.

This does also imply that Thor by extension innately understands binary because it’s a dialect of positive and negative charge, which presumably then implies Thor’s the person who is best-placed to communicate with inorganic/artificial beings whose primary language is binary.

I never would have guessed that Thor and C-3P0 both would have spoken the binary language of load lifters, very similar to your vaporators in most respects!

HOW DARE YOU BURY THIS SENTIMENT IN THE TAGS

Considering the origin of the name Bluetooth, I think it’s probably more correct to say that Bluetooth is Thor-enabled.

Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh
+ Letterboxd.

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

Thor (2011)
directed by Kenneth Branagh, screenplay by Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, & Don Payne

Thor
dir. Kenneth Branagh | 2011