Captain’s Chairs rated by how hard it would be to fuck on them

Enterprise-E 7/10, good aesthetic, think it can be managed, the padded armest offer options. very squeaky

Enterprise D 3 out of 10, the armrests are a problem now, and any bad move could result in a diplomatic incident.

USS Defiant 2/10, too narrow, doesn’t look comfy at all, does it recline? take it over an inactive console i guess

USS Voyager 5/10, you know what?, this could work. with a little effort

Enterprise A: 4/10 it will topple over at any sign of rough action.

Enterprise Refit: 0 out of 10, what the fuck , I am not going down on this HR Giger nightmare of a chair, one false move and I’ll be restrained

Original Enterprise 6/10, I know the arms are always an issue, but the way it’s setup there’s so many good alternatives

Enterprise S01-03, 2 out 10, this is one of those gamer chairs that got bolted to a stand. no one wants that.