[Julian Bashir voice]: Jadzia Dax has been alive for 356 slutty, slutty years.

[Jadzia]: You could just say “Happy birthday”.

Again I want to put forward the idea that Julian and Jadzia have a podcast that’s 99 % gossip.

DOC AND THE WORM HERE WITH THE HOTTEST DEEP SPACE GOS [Wormhole sound effect] [Sisko saying “Get out of my office”][Super loud Bajoran gong]