Venom Child By MJ.Hiblen ART

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Tasha Yar and Castiel want what Eddie Brock has

Okay, I’m calling bullshit on both the film and the comic versions of Marvel civilians’ general reaction to Venom being: ‘oh no a monster D:’ It’s just too unrealistic even for the standard level of Marvel civilian foolishness. They are living in a world where demons, mutants, aliens, A.I., and living breathing gods are their fellow pedestrians and you’re telling me they’re going to look at this

and this

and this

and this

like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco? 

Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps?? 

Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand??? 

Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”????

Impossible. This is the Age of the Monsterfucker and I refuse to believe such hearsay 

As someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that. 

It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy.

Sony made both movies so they obviously exist in the same universe

THAT BOTTOM PANEL JUST FUCKING KILLED ME

Broke: Movie Venom Crossing Over With MCU
Woke: Movie Venom Crossing Over With Spider-verse

I expected the bag to contain a cheeseburger.

It’s a cheeseburger when Miles comes back to Peter B with his own method of handling Venom.

When the scene cuts back from Miles explaining the cheeseburger to Peter B, he has already eaten half of it.

Miles: “How are you guys NOT best friends?”

Shit I just talked myself into the certainty that Peter B and Eddie Brock resonate on the same disaster frequency, fuck fuck fu