The videos that supplement the science textbook are hella boring and basic, so I went to see if there was a Magic School Bus video for heat and energy transfer, and

are you kidding me

THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS ATTEMPTS THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE

Okay, so per that, I present TERROR CHARACTERS AS MAGIC SCHOOL BUS STUDENTS:

RALPHIE: Le Vesconte. Motivated by bad puns and snacks.

CARLOS: Hickey. Motivated by even worse puns and general chaos.

PHOEBE: Fitzjames. Constantly references past experiences even though literally no one asked. (”At my old ship, we never got stuck in the ice!”)

WANDA: Blanky. Smol, upbeat, and ready to throw down at all times. (“Come on, you weasly wimps, haul!”)

TIM: Jopson. A well-adjusted and good bean.

KEESHA: Little. Trying his best to make rational choices but things keep escalating. (”Oh bad. Oh bad. Oh, bad bad bad!”)

DOROTHY ANN: Goodsir. Books!!! Learning!! Science!! (”According to my research, we all have lead poisoning!”)

ARNOLD: Crozier. Knew he should have stayed home today.