why r the x men always wearing, like, headbands and being like yeah this counts as a disguise

Option E is the “Eddie Brock” wherein you wear a completely face covering mask that also physically transforms your face,body and voice, making it impossible for anyone to possibly tell who you are while running around shouting your own name, intentions, and life story at the top of your lungs.

*venom swinging through the night sky*

I’M EDDIE BROCK AND I WAS INNOCENT ONCE BEFORE THAT ACCURSED SPIDER-MAN

*people meanwhile are throwing shoes at him like he is a cat in heat telling him to shut up its 3am*