#will riker
This is one of those quotes that’s like “oh who said that? Thomas Hobbes? Shakespeare?” and no it’s Evil 90s Will Riker from Gargoyles
#i see this post every day but just in case you don’t here it is again#somebody pointed out that riker is ALSO from the 90s which makes this post embarrassing
nah you’re good, Riker first hit the airwaves in September 1987. He’s an 80s-90s hybrid but he’s still 80s enough where it counts.
Beverly: I’d love to chat. But I gotta run. Bye.
Will: Huh?
Woops Deanna got a mindful of Will-as-Odan/Bev from Odan’s POV and uhhhh, gonna take a while to process
Inspired by this answer I would like to see every Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher love story reassigned to Will Riker.
Arranged Marriage turtleneck dude who dreams of a tanned blonde instead of Deanna? Oh yeah Riker’s going in!
Duplicitous Todd Gak-loking fellow who’s also your opposing number in negotiations for the Barzan Wormhole? Riker’d go for it.
Soul Sucking Ambassador who’s blander than a beige blender? Yup Riker will get himself aged again for that.
Forehead enthusiast and historical Irishman living in a family candle? That’s downright Will Riker’s fantasy!
Now I realize there may be some….complications that arise around both Odan (which Will carried) and um, Tom Riker ….but hey, Riker’s game for anything at least once.
Let’s throw in every potential Data roadblock in there too! Bruce Maddox? Oh there’s a lot of post verdict opposing council drama there!
What’s his face, the XO from the Sutherland, Christopher Hobson? Oh that’s a dick measuring contest between two First Officers if I ever saw one!
Kivas Fajo? Rare trinkets and collectibles are Riker’s turn-ons!
Fucking Will, I told you to knock
When you’ve run out of things to say during a performance evaluation
about the only good thing from the episode. Now let us never talk about it again and bury this ep in the TNG Vault of Shame

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