next year's met gala theme should be The Terror s1e06 A Mercy

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

yes

Someone good at art please

INCREDIBLE

im sorry but when is someone going to make a movie or a tv show about the antarctic expedition so we can see francis 'as cool as if he were steaming up the derwent' crozier threading his ship through a tiny gap in the bergs like a fuckin needle and then ross, like the absolute madlad he is, doing the same thing with the erebus stern first

i don't think you understand how much i need this

The "War of 1812 Scented Candle", complete with miniature White House near the wick, is, I cannot emphasise this enough, AN ACTUAL REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY (even if it's currently sold out).

The candle is funny enough by itself, but the ad copy on the maker's website is gold (and surprisingly astute):

It goes on to add:

We should also note that even though the British Army DID burn Washington, it was only after Americans had burned and looted the capital of Canada, as well as a bunch of other Canadian cities. But no one ever makes a candle about that! (Including us.)

THE BEST PART AND MOST 🔥🔥🔥 TAKE:

You forgot one thing :