Parents, please make sure to check your kids' Halloween candy!!! I just found an illegal Vulcan surveillance base in my sons snickers bar

[Image description: A snickers bar broken in half to reveal a cross-section of the P'Jem Monastery Vulcan Spy Base poorly edited in. /End ID]

when you're just tryin' to enjoy a nice quiet day on an earth-like planet but your golden retriever of a captain gets himself almost killed again

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

Like this

In an alternate universe where the classic barbie movies were based off gothic/horror public domain works instead of fairytales

this is the best thing ever made