i once saw someone say the extended universe of star wars is like world unbuilding and that’s honestly the only way i can describe it, because i have absolutely no fucking clue of what the fuck goes on outside of the movies, and i have TRIED to understand, but the more i try the less i understand, i just… what the fuck man

remeber when the emperor came back to life in a series of clones and when they died tried to posess han and leias baby but was stopped by a guy who just died’s ghost grabbing onto him and forcing them both into the afterlife of the force

remember when darth vader turned good and literally changed his entire attire to be white instead of black

remember when it was revealed that the astro-mech droid that blew up at the beginning of A New Hope turned out to be a force-sensitive droid that blew itself up on purpose because it sensed that if Luke bought R2D2 instead of itself that the empire would fall

i hate this fucking franchise

Remember when IG-88 took over the 2nd Death Star and was about to lead a machine uprising just before the Rebels destroyed the station?

HE LITERALLY SLAMS AN ELEVATOR DOOR SHUT IN PALPATINE’S FACE JUST TO FUCK WITH HIM

remember when han fought a giant otter

they even made a magazine cover for that moment:

Remember the lightsaber pike?

Remember the lightsaber whip?

Remember the lightsaber suit?

Disney buying Star Wars was a blessing

WE LOST KYLE KATARN OVER THE DISNEY BUYOUT YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!