ACCURATE.

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.