my relationship with zodiac sign related stuff

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

RIP pisces and cancer

Hang on guys lemme grab my fucking jar of water.

cancer would just have crab claws and I think a Pisces would be twins but I would get a giant motherfucking scorpion tail so I’d be one step closer to becoming a manticore

well um im a libra

do i become a scale? do i get a judge mallet? idfk im an inaNIMATE OBJECT

Pisces would have motherfucking gills and see in the dark powers like those freaky deep sea fish and maybe a little bioluminescence.

Gemini would all be twins and they’d have to have some sort of awesome telepathy/mind reading powers.

Aquarius would be mermaids because mermaids. They’d probably have some kind of water bending power as well.

Capricorns would have tiny, different coloured horns and fucking perfect ninja like climbing skills and the best bitch faces ever. 

Aries would have Ram horns and really thick skin. Best fucking cuddlers man, so warm and snuggely.

Virgos would have seduction downpat. All of them would be like the pinnacle of human beauty. However you imagine it. Maybe like shape shifter types.

The other are all similarly awesome.

Problems would probably arise with people valuing one or two groups over all the others. Maybe one group is shunned. It would all be very problematic.

Still would be awesome to have horns though.